Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia
Your name is EGGGEG GEGEGG. Your interests include laughing about JOKES THAT ARE NOT EVEN ACTUAL JOKES. Especially the word EGG without any CONTEXT. Your trolltag is eggingGoog and you talk like 0< egg . You also love EGG PUNS and wish people could just 0< shell 0ut like y0u d0 and st0p being s0 eggs-tremely hard-b0iled. Your BEST FRIEND is GOTTGO FAASST, also known as sanicSpeed, who takes a particular liking to SPEED and GOING FAST. He likes to accentuate everything related to VELOCITY. Because he has to go FAST. he-also-talks-NONSTOP-because-he-is-just-too-FAST.
if i die resurrect me with this video
if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video
So first I was like:
The I was like:
Then I was like:
GABRIEL!!! FUCKING GABRIEL!!!!!
And when he wasN’T EVEN REAL!!!!!
When Team Free Will got back together:
When they split up again:
My feelings as of this second:
I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue
God it’s actually making me uncomfortable
No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the color blue and that is the bluest blue that has ever blued.
I believe our internal frustration with this stems from the fact that it is very similar to a certain type of computer message
do you feel the anger and frustration?
*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*